Cant eat pork - Swine flu
Cant eat chicken - Bird flu
Cant eat beef - Mad cow
No eggs - Salmonella
Fish is out too - Heavy metals in the water
Fruits and vegies - Insecticides and Herbicides
That then leaves....
CHOCOLATE AND ICE CREAM!
(I wish I had thought of all that, alas no)
yay! mmmmmm
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